200+ Thanks Giving Jokes to Gobble Up and Share Smiles

Thanksgiving jokes are the perfect way to spread cheer! 🦃 Laughter is the best seasoning for our holiday feast. Let’s gobble up some puns that will make everyone smile!

Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🥁 These jokes are sure to make your dinner table lively. Get ready for a pun-filled celebration!

What do you call a stuffed animal on Thanksgiving? A turkey plush! 🦙 These light-hearted jokes are great for all ages. Share them with family and friends!

Don’t let your Thanksgiving be a turkey without laughs! 🍂 These jokes will keep everyone entertained. After all, a good chuckle is the best side dish!

So, gather around and enjoy these fun Thanksgiving jokes! 🎉 You’ll be thankful for the smiles they bring. Let the laughter flow like gravy on mashed potatoes!

I. Thanksgiving One Liner Jokes

Thanksgiving one-liners to bring smiles and laughter to your holiday gathering!

  1. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
  2. What did the turkey say to the computer? “Google, google!”
  3. I’m just here for the pumpkin pie and family ties!
  4. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
  5. What do you call a stuffed animal that tells jokes? A pun-kin!
  6. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
  7. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
  8. Why did the Thanksgiving chef break up with their partner? They couldn’t handle the pressure cooker!
  9. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an evil spirit? A poultrygeist!
  10. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
  11. Why do turkeys always go “gobble, gobble”? Because they never learned good table manners!
  12. What did one turkey say to the other? “I’m stuffed!”
  13. Why did the turkey sit on the drum? It wanted to be a chicken drummer!
  14. What’s a turkey’s favorite game? Hide and seek!
  15. Why did the turkey refuse dessert? Because it was already stuffed!
  16. What did the turkey wear to the party? A poultry in motion!
  17. Why did the turkey get a bandage? It had a bad case of fowl play!
  18. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A comedi-gobbler!
  19. Why did the turkey join a gym? To work on its pecks!
  20. What do you call it when you drop a turkey? A poultry disaster!
Thanksgiving QA Jokes

II. Thanksgiving Q&A Jokes

Why did the turkey cross the road? To quench its thirst for laughter and gravy!

  1. Q: What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A: A comedi-gobbler!
  2. Q: Why did the turkey sit on the drum? A: It wanted to be a chicken drummer!
  3. Q: What did the turkey say to the farmer? A: “I’m just here for the free range!”
  4. Q: Why did the cranberries get a promotion? A: Because they were berry good at their jobs!
  5. Q: What do you call a turkey that’s great at math? A: A gobble-culator!
  6. Q: Why did the turkey get a ticket? A: For fowl play in the parking lot!
  7. Q: What’s a turkey’s favorite instrument? A: The drumstick!
  8. Q: Why did the turkey join a band? A: Because it had the drumsticks!
  9. Q: What do you call a turkey that loves to tell stories? A: A fowl storyteller!
  10. Q: Why did the turkey go to school? A: To improve its “gobbledygook”!
  11. Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost? A: A poultrygeist!
  12. Q: Why did the turkey break up with its partner? A: It couldn’t handle the pressure cooker!
  13. Q: What do you call a turkey who loves to dance? A: A feathered footloose!
  14. Q: Why was the turkey at the gym? A: To work on its pecks!
  15. Q: What’s a turkey’s favorite game? A: Hide and seek, but it always gets found!
  16. Q: Why did the turkey wear a bandage? A: It had a bad case of fowl play!
  17. Q: What do you call a turkey that loves to read? A: A book-gobbler!
  18. Q: Why did the pumpkin pie apply for a job? A: It wanted to make some dough!
  19. Q: What do you call a turkey on Thanksgiving? A: Lucky!
  20. Q: Why did the turkey refuse dessert? A: Because it was already stuffed!

III. Funny Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids

Kids will love these light-hearted Thanksgiving jokes that are sure to spark laughter and joy around the dinner table!

  1. What did the turkey say to the corn? “You’re all ears!”
  2. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
  3. What’s a turkey’s favorite dance? The turkey trot!
  4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  5. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A comedi-gobbler!
  6. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
  7. What do you call a stuffed turkey? A gobbler of fun!
  8. Why did the pumpkin pie go to school? To get a little more filling!
  9. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultrygeist!
  10. What do you call a turkey that loves to play hide and seek? A gobble-hider!
  11. Why did the turkey sit on the drum? It wanted to be a chicken drummer!
  12. What do you call a turkey that loves to tell stories? A fowl storyteller!
  13. Why did the turkey refuse dessert? Because it was already stuffed!
  14. What’s a turkey’s favorite game? Duck, duck, goose!
  15. What do you call a turkey that can play the piano? A turkey virtuoso!
  16. Why did the turkey get a promotion? Because it was very egg-cellent at its job!
  17. What did the turkey say to the farmer? “Thanks for the free range!”
  18. What’s a turkey’s favorite instrument? The drumstick!
  19. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
  20. What do you call a turkey that loves math? A gobble-culator!
Thanksgiving Dinner Jokes

IV. Thanksgiving Dinner Jokes

Bring laughter to your Thanksgiving table with these delightful dinner jokes that will have everyone giggling between bites!

  1. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
  2. What do you call a turkey that loves to tell stories? A fowl storyteller!
  3. Why did the mashed potatoes always get invited to dinner? Because they were so good at making people feel a-peel!
  4. What do you call a turkey that’s great at math? A gobble-culator!
  5. Why did the cranberry sauce break up with the turkey? It found someone more a-peeling!
  6. What did the turkey say to the chef? “I’m stuffed!”
  7. Why did the pumpkin pie go to school? To get a little more filling!
  8. What do you call a turkey on Thanksgiving? Lucky!
  9. Why did the stuffing refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting stuffed!
  10. What did the turkey say to the salad? “Lettuce get this party started!”
  11. Why did the turkey sit on the drum? It wanted to be a chicken drummer!
  12. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
  13. Why did the chef break up with their partner? They couldn’t handle the pressure cooker!
  14. What did one turkey say to the other at dinner? “I’m just here for the sides!”
  15. Why did the corn get invited to every Thanksgiving dinner? Because it always knew how to ear it!
  16. What’s a turkey’s favorite game? Hide and seek!
  17. Why did the turkey refuse dessert? Because it was already stuffed!
  18. What do you call a turkey that loves to dance? A feathered footloose!
  19. Why did the sweet potatoes get promoted? Because they were always on the sweet side!
  20. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A comedi-gobbler!
  21. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!

V. Clever Thanksgiving Jokes for Family

Share a hearty laugh with your family this Thanksgiving with these clever jokes that will tickle everyone’s funny bone and create cherished memories around the dinner table!

  1. Why did the turkey bring a suitcase to dinner? It wanted to be a little more traveled!
  2. What did the stuffing say to the turkey? “You crack me up!”
  3. Why did the pumpkin pie get invited to every party? Because it was a real slice of fun!
  4. What do you call a turkey who tells jokes? A comedi-gobbler!
  5. Why did the turkey go to the party? To get stuffed with good times!
  6. What did one turkey say to the other during Thanksgiving? “Let’s wing it!”
  7. Why did the corn go to the Thanksgiving dinner? Because it heard there would be a-maize-ing food!
  8. What do you call a turkey that loves to dance? A feathered footloose!
  9. Why did the turkey sit next to the pumpkin pie? It wanted to be part of the sweet side!
  10. What did the mashed potatoes say to the turkey? “You’re looking pretty saucy today!”
  11. Why did the cranberry sauce get a promotion? It was always on the top of its game!
  12. What’s a turkey’s favorite instrument? The drumstick!
  13. Why did the turkey refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting stuffed!
  14. What did the turkey say to the chef? “I’m just here to lend a wing!”
  15. Why did the sweet potatoes always get invited to Thanksgiving? Because they were so sweet!
  16. What do you call a turkey that loves math? A gobble-culator!
  17. Why did the pumpkin pie go to therapy? It had too many layers of feelings!
  18. What did the turkey say to the salad? “Lettuce have some fun!”
  19. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken, of course!
  20. What’s a turkey’s favorite game? Hide and seek, but it always gets caught!
  21. What did the turkey say after dinner? “I’m stuffed, but I could still use a little more gravy!”

VI. Thanksgiving Puns and Jokes

Enjoy a hearty laugh this Thanksgiving with these clever puns and jokes that are sure to delight everyone at the table!

  1. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? “I’m stuffed!”
  2. Why did the turkey sit on the drum? Because it wanted to be a chicken drummer!
  3. What do you call a turkey with a band? A turkey jam!
  4. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
  5. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A comedi-gobbler!
  6. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
  7. Why did the pumpkin pie go to school? To get a little more filling!
  8. What do you call a stuffed turkey? A gobbler of fun!
  9. Why did the corn get invited to every Thanksgiving dinner? Because it was all ears!
  10. What did the turkey say to the chef? “I’m just here to lend a wing!”
  11. Why did the cranberry sauce break up with the turkey? It found someone more a-peeling!
  12. What do you call a turkey that loves math? A gobble-culator!
  13. Why did the sweet potatoes get promoted? Because they were always on the sweet side!
  14. What do you call a turkey that loves to dance? A feathered footloose!
  15. Why did the stuffing refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting stuffed!
  16. What did the turkey say to the corn? “You’re all ears!”
  17. What’s a turkey’s favorite game? Hide and seek!
  18. Why did the turkey refuse dessert? Because it was already stuffed!
  19. What did one turkey say to the other? “Let’s wing it!”
  20. What do you call a turkey that loves to tell stories? A fowl storyteller!
Thanksgiving Jokes for Friends

VII. Thanksgiving Jokes for Friends

Share a hearty laugh with your friends this Thanksgiving with these delightful jokes that will add joy to your gathering and create unforgettable memories!

  1. What did one friend say to the other at Thanksgiving? “I’m just here for the pie!”
  2. Why did the turkey join the party? Because it heard there would be stuffing!
  3. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A comedi-gobbler!
  4. Why did the cranberry sauce break up with the turkey? It found someone a-peeling!
  5. What did the turkey say to its friend? “You crack me up!”
  6. Why did the pumpkin pie go to school? To get a little more filling!
  7. What do you call a turkey that loves to dance? A feathered footloose!
  8. Why did the corn go to the Thanksgiving dinner? Because it heard it was going to be a-maize-ing!
  9. What did one turkey say to the other? “Let’s wing it!”
  10. Why did the mashed potatoes always get invited? Because they were so good at making people feel a-peel!
  11. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
  12. Why did the stuffing refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting stuffed!
  13. What did the turkey say to the salad? “Lettuce have some fun!”
  14. Why did the chef break up with their partner? They couldn’t handle the pressure cooker!
  15. What do you call a turkey that loves math? A gobble-culator!
  16. Why did the sweet potatoes always get invited? Because they were so sweet!
  17. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? “I’m stuffed!”
  18. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
  19. What do you call a turkey that loves to tell stories? A fowl storyteller!
  20. Why did the pumpkin pie get invited to every party? Because it was a real slice of fun!

VIII. Silly Thanksgiving Jokes

Bring joy and laughter to your Thanksgiving celebration with these silly jokes that are sure to tickle everyone’s funny bone and create a festive atmosphere!

  1. Why did the turkey sit on the drum? Because it wanted to be a chicken drummer!
  2. What did the turkey say to the corn? “You’re all ears!”
  3. Why did the pumpkin pie go to school? To get a little more filling!
  4. What do you call a turkey that loves to dance? A feathered footloose!
  5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  6. What do you call a stuffed turkey? A gobbler of fun!
  7. Why did the mashed potatoes always get invited to dinner? Because they were so good at making people feel a-peel!
  8. What did one turkey say to the other? “Let’s wing it!”
  9. Why did the corn get invited to every Thanksgiving dinner? Because it was all ears!
  10. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? “I’m stuffed!”
  11. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A comedi-gobbler!
  12. Why did the stuffing refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting stuffed!
  13. What’s a turkey’s favorite game? Hide and seek!
  14. Why did the cranberry sauce break up with the turkey? It found someone more a-peeling!
  15. What did the turkey say to the chef? “I’m just here to lend a wing!”
  16. Why did the sweet potatoes always get invited? Because they were so sweet!
  17. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
  18. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
  19. What do you call a turkey that loves math? A gobble-culator!
  20. What did the turkey say to the salad? “Lettuce have some fun!”
  21. Why did the pumpkin pie get invited to every party? Because it was a real slice of fun!
Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes

IX. Thanksgiving Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock-knock jokes are a fun way to add laughter to your Thanksgiving festivities! Enjoy these light-hearted puns that will have everyone giggling around the dinner table!

  1. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Turkey.
    Turkey who?
    Turkey-lurkey, let’s eat!
  2. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce.
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce give thanks for this feast!
  3. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Corn.
    Corn who?
    Corn you believe it’s Thanksgiving again?
  4. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Pie.
    Pie who?
    Pie in the sky, it’s Thanksgiving time!
  5. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Stuffing.
    Stuffing who?
    Stuffing your face with turkey!
  6. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Cranberry.
    Cranberry who?
    Cranberry sauce, it’s the best part!
  7. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Gobble.
    Gobble who?
    Gobble me this, it’s time to eat!
  8. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Yams.
    Yams who?
    Yams gonna love this dinner!
  9. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Pumpkin.
    Pumpkin who?
    Pumpkin spice and everything nice!
  10. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Chef.
    Chef who?
    Chef’s special today is turkey!
  11. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    gravy.
    Gravy who?
    Gravy to see you, let’s eat!
  12. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Mashed.
    Mashed who?
    Mashed potatoes are my favorite!
  13. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Thank.
    Thank who?
    Thank you for this delicious feast!
  14. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Roll.
    Roll who?
    Roll on over, it’s time to eat!
  15. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Fowl.
    Fowl who?
    Fowl play if you don’t share the turkey!
  16. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Feast.
    Feast who?
    Feast your eyes on this spread!
  17. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Gobble.
    Gobble who?
    Gobble up your dinner, it’s time!
  18. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Pecan.
    Pecan who?
    Pecan’t wait for dessert!
  19. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Table.
    Table who?
    Table for ten, let’s eat!

X. Classic Thanksgiving Jokes

Enjoy a collection of classic Thanksgiving jokes that will spark laughter and create cherished memories around the table! Perfect for all ages, these jokes are sure to delight!

  1. What did the turkey say to the farmer? “I’m just here for the free range!”
  2. Why did the turkey sit on the drum? It wanted to be a chicken drummer!
  3. What do you call a turkey that loves to dance? A feathered footloose!
  4. Why did the mashed potatoes always get invited to dinner? Because they were so good at making people feel a-peel!
  5. What’s a turkey’s favorite game? Hide and seek!
  6. Why did the pumpkin pie go to school? To get a little more filling!
  7. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A comedi-gobbler!
  8. Why did the cranberry sauce break up with the turkey? It found someone more a-peeling!
  9. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? “I’m stuffed!”
  10. What do you call a stuffed turkey? A gobbler of fun!
  11. Why did the sweet potatoes always get invited? Because they were so sweet!
  12. What did one turkey say to the other? “Let’s wing it!”
  13. Why did the corn get invited to every Thanksgiving dinner? Because it was all ears!
  14. What did the turkey say to the salad? “Lettuce have some fun!”
  15. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
  16. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
  17. Why did the stuffing refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting stuffed!
  18. What did the turkey say to the chef? “I’m just here to lend a wing!”
  19. What do you call a turkey that loves math? A gobble-culator!
  20. Why did the pumpkin pie get invited to every party? Because it was a real slice of fun!
  21. What do you call a turkey that loves to tell stories? A fowl storyteller!

Thanksgiving Jokes for Social Media

Share the joy of Thanksgiving with these light-hearted jokes perfect for social media! Spread laughter and good cheer among friends and family online this holiday season!

  1. What did the turkey say to the computer? “Google, Google!”
  2. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
  3. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
  4. Why did the cranberry sauce break up with the turkey? It found someone more a-peeling!
  5. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A comedi-gobbler!
  6. Why did the pumpkin pie go to school? To get a little more filling!
  7. What did one turkey say to the other? “I’m stuffed!”
  8. Why did the sweet potatoes always get invited? Because they were so sweet!
  9. What do you call a turkey that loves to dance? A feathered footloose!
  10. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? “I’m stuffed!”
  11. Why did the stuffing refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting stuffed!
  12. What’s a turkey’s favorite game? Hide and seek!
  13. Why did the corn get invited to every Thanksgiving dinner? Because it was all ears!
  14. What did the turkey say to the chef? “I’m just here to lend a wing!”
  15. What do you call a stuffed turkey? A gobbler of fun!
  16. What did the turkey say to the salad? “Lettuce have some fun!”
  17. Why did the mashed potatoes always get invited to dinner? Because they were so good at making people feel a-peel!
  18. What do you call a turkey that loves math? A gobble-culator!
  19. Why did the pumpkin pie get invited to every party? Because it was a real slice of fun!
  20. What did the turkey say after dinner? “I’m stuffed, but I could still use a little more gravy!”

Thanksgiving Jokes for Cards

Brighten up your Thanksgiving cards with these delightful jokes that will bring smiles and laughter to your loved ones. Perfect for sharing joy this holiday season!

  1. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? “I’m stuffed!”
  2. Why did the cranberry sauce break up with the turkey? It found someone more a-peeling!
  3. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A comedi-gobbler!
  4. Why did the pumpkin pie go to school? To get a little more filling!
  5. What did one turkey say to the other? “I’m just here for the sides!”
  6. Why did the turkey sit on the drum? It wanted to be a chicken drummer!
  7. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
  8. What do you call a stuffed turkey? A gobbler of fun!
  9. Why did the corn get invited to every Thanksgiving dinner? Because it was all ears!
  10. What did the turkey say to the chef? “I’m just here to lend a wing!”
  11. Why did the mashed potatoes always get invited to dinner? Because they were so good at making people feel a-peel!
  12. What do you call a turkey that loves to dance? A feathered footloose!
  13. Why did the sweet potatoes always get invited? Because they were so sweet!
  14. What did the turkey say to the salad? “Lettuce have some fun!”
  15. Why did the stuffing refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting stuffed!
  16. What do you call a turkey that loves math? A gobble-culator!
  17. Why did the pumpkin pie get invited to every party? Because it was a real slice of fun!
  18. What did one friend say to another at Thanksgiving? “I’m just here for the pie!”
  19. What do you call a turkey that loves to tell stories? A fowl storyteller!
  20. What did the turkey say after dinner? “I’m stuffed, but I could still use a little more gravy!”

XIII. Thanksgiving Dad Jokes

Get ready to chuckle with these classic dad jokes that will bring laughter to your Thanksgiving gathering! Perfect for light-hearted fun and groan-worthy moments!

  1. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
  2. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A comedi-gobbler!
  3. Why did the pumpkin pie go to school? To get a little more filling!
  4. What did the turkey say to the farmer? “I’m just here for the free range!”
  5. Why did the mashed potatoes always get invited to dinner? Because they were so good at making people feel a-peel!
  6. What do you call a stuffed turkey? A gobbler of fun!
  7. Why did the corn get invited to every Thanksgiving dinner? Because it was all ears!
  8. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? “I’m stuffed!”
  9. Why did the sweet potatoes always get invited? Because they were so sweet!
  10. What do you call a turkey that loves math? A gobble-culator!
  11. Why did the stuffing refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting stuffed!
  12. What did one turkey say to the other? “Let’s wing it!”
  13. Why did the cranberry sauce break up with the turkey? It found someone more a-peeling!
  14. What did the turkey say to the salad? “Lettuce have some fun!”
  15. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
  16. Why did the chef break up with their partner? They couldn’t handle the pressure cooker!
  17. What do you call a turkey that loves to dance? A feathered footloose!
  18. What did the turkey say after dinner? “I’m stuffed, but I could still use a little more gravy!”
  19. Why did the pumpkin pie get invited to every party? Because it was a real slice of fun!
  20. What did one friend say to the other at Thanksgiving? “I’m just here for the pie!”
  21. What do you call a turkey that loves to tell stories? A fowl storyteller!

XIV. Thanksgiving Food Jokes

Bring laughter to your Thanksgiving feast with these deliciously funny food jokes that will tickle everyone’s taste buds and brighten the holiday spirit!

  1. Why did the turkey sit on the drum? It wanted to be a chicken drummer!
  2. What do you call a turkey that loves to dance? A feathered footloose!
  3. Why did the mashed potatoes always get invited to dinner? Because they were so good at making people feel a-peel!
  4. What did the turkey say to the salad? “Lettuce have some fun!”
  5. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
  6. Why did the pumpkin pie go to school? To get a little more filling!
  7. What do you call a stuffed turkey? A gobbler of fun!
  8. Why did the corn get invited to every Thanksgiving dinner? Because it was all ears!
  9. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? “I’m stuffed!”
  10. Why did the sweet potatoes always get invited? Because they were so sweet!
  11. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A comedi-gobbler!
  12. Why did the cranberry sauce break up with the turkey? It found someone more a-peeling!
  13. What did one turkey say to the other? “Let’s wing it!”
  14. What’s a turkey’s favorite game? Hide and seek!
  15. Why did the stuffing refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting stuffed!
  16. What do you call a turkey that loves math? A gobble-culator!
  17. What did the turkey say to the chef? “I’m just here to lend a wing!”
  18. Why did the pumpkin pie get invited to every party? Because it was a real slice of fun!
  19. What did the turkey say after dinner? “I’m stuffed, but I could still use a little more gravy!”
  20. Why did the corn go to the Thanksgiving dinner? Because it heard it was going to be a-maize-ing!

Thanksgiving Jokes for All Ages

Brighten your Thanksgiving celebration with a collection of light-hearted jokes perfect for family gatherings, ensuring everyone from kids to grandparents can share in the laughter!

  1. Why did the turkey sit on the drum? It wanted to be a chicken drummer!
  2. What did the turkey say to the corn? “You’re all ears!”
  3. Why did the pumpkin pie go to school? To get a little more filling!
  4. What do you call a turkey that loves to dance? A feathered footloose!
  5. Why did the mashed potatoes always get invited to dinner? Because they were so good at making people feel a-peel!
  6. What’s a turkey’s favorite game? Hide and seek!
  7. What do you call a stuffed turkey? A gobbler of fun!
  8. Why did the corn get invited to every Thanksgiving dinner? Because it was all ears!
  9. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? “I’m stuffed!”
  10. Why did the sweet potatoes always get invited? Because they were so sweet!
  11. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A comedi-gobbler!
  12. Why did the cranberry sauce break up with the turkey? It found someone more a-peeling!
  13. What did one turkey say to the other? “Let’s wing it!”
  14. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
  15. Why did the stuffing refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting stuffed!
  16. What did the turkey say to the chef? “I’m just here to lend a wing!”
  17. What do you call a turkey that loves math? A gobble-culator!
  18. Why did the pumpkin pie get invited to every party? Because it was a real slice of fun!
  19. What did one friend say to the other at Thanksgiving? “I’m just here for the pie!”
  20. What do you call a turkey that loves to tell stories? A fowl storyteller!

Thanksgiving Jokes FAQ: Gobble Up Some Giggles!

Get ready to spread joy and laughter this holiday season with our collection of Thanks Giving Jokes that will tickle your funny bone!

What are some classic Thanksgiving jokes?

Classic Thanksgiving jokes include puns and one-liners like, “Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!” These jokes are perfect for family gatherings!

Can I share Thanksgiving jokes at the dinner table?

Absolutely! Sharing Thanksgiving jokes is a great way to lighten the mood and bring everyone together. Just make sure they are family-friendly!

What’s a good Thanksgiving joke for kids?

A great joke for kids is, “What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing, wing!” It’s simple and sure to get some giggles!

Are there Thanksgiving jokes suitable for all ages?

Yes, many Thanksgiving jokes are suitable for all ages. Jokes that are light-hearted and silly are perfect for everyone!

How can I create my own Thanksgiving jokes?

To create your own Thanksgiving jokes, think of puns related to food, family, or traditions. Combine words in a funny way for a unique twist!

Where can I find more Thanksgiving jokes?

You can find more Thanksgiving jokes online through family-friendly websites, social media, or even in joke books dedicated to holidays!

What’s a popular Thanksgiving pun?

A popular Thanksgiving pun is, “I’m just here for the pie!” It’s simple and resonates with many people who love dessert!

Can Thanksgiving jokes be used in cards or invitations?

Definitely! Including a Thanksgiving joke in cards or invitations adds a fun touch and sets a cheerful tone for the celebration!

What’s the best way to deliver a Thanksgiving joke?

The best way to deliver a Thanksgiving joke is with enthusiasm and a smile! Timing is also key, so wait for the right moment to share!

Are Thanksgiving jokes appropriate for office parties?

Yes, Thanksgiving jokes can be appropriate for office parties as long as they are light-hearted and suitable for a professional environment!

The Bottom Line

Thanksgiving jokes bring laughter and joy to gatherings. They create lasting memories and lighten the holiday spirit.

Sharing Thanksgiving jokes can brighten your family dinner. Laughter unites everyone around the table with joy. A good joke can spark delightful conversations and smiles.

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Sharing jokes with friends can enhance your celebrations. Spread the joy and laughter this Thanksgiving season. Your friends will appreciate the humor and fun!

Thank you for reading and celebrating with us! We hope you enjoyed these jokes and have a wonderful holiday. Wishing you a happy and laughter-filled Thanksgiving! 🦃😊

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