Nurses are kind, caring… and surprisingly funny! Today, we’re sharing nurse knock-knock jokes that’ll get your heart rate up—in a good way. Laughter really is the best medicine! 😄
I told my nurse friend, “Knock knock.” She said, “Who’s there?” I said, “HIPAA.” She whispered, “HIPAA who?” I said, “Sorry, I can’t share that information!”
Did you know smiling can actually lower stress and boost healing? 😷 That’s why nurses with jokes are extra powerful! They help the body and the mood.
One time I said, “Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “IV.” “IV who?” “IV got your meds if you’ve been good!” The whole room chuckled—even the doctor.
So wrap up that blood pressure cuff and get ready. These nurse knock-knock jokes are funny, friendly, and totally clean! Just don’t laugh too hard—you might set off the monitor! 🩻😆
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I. Best Nurse Knock Knock Jokes
Discover a collection of the funniest nurse-themed knock knock jokes that are perfect for family fun and light-hearted laughter.
These jokes are sure to bring a smile to everyone’s face!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a check-up today? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Flu.
Flu who?
Flu you, I’ll give you a shot! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bandage.
Bandage who?
Bandage you a happy nurse today? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Doctor you glad to see me? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stethoscope.
Stethoscope who?
Stethoscope you, I’m here to listen! - 6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vaccine.
Vaccine who?
Vaccine you a smile with this joke!
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Saline.
Saline who?
Saline you a reason to laugh today!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Band-Aid.
Band-Aid who?
Band-Aid you up with a joke!
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scrubs.
Scrubs who?
Scrubs you want to hear a funny one?
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pulse.
Pulse who?
Pulse you’re feeling better already!
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermometer.
Thermometer who?
Thermometer you’re cool with these jokes?
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Patient.
Patient who?
Patiently waiting to make you laugh!
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oxygen.
Oxygen who?
Oxygen you glad I didn’t say “flu”?
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bandage.
Bandage who?
Bandage your day with a smile!
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Check-up.
Check-up who?
Check-up on your funny bone!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
IV.
IV who?
IV you to laugh at this joke!
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hospital.
Hospital who?
Hospital you enjoy these jokes!
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vitals.
Vitals who?
Vitals you be smiling now?
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Care.
Care who?
Care to hear another joke?
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Doctor you believe these jokes?
II. One Liner Nurse Knock Knock Jokes
Enjoy quick, witty nurse-themed knock knock jokes that deliver a punchline in just one line. Perfect for a swift laugh and family-friendly fun!
- Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Inject.
Inject who?
Inject some humor into your day! - Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Care.
Care who?
Care to hear a quick joke? - Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Vaccine.
Vaccine who?
Vaccine you smile today? - Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Stethoscope.
Stethoscope who?
Stethoscope you, I’m listening! - Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Bandage.
Bandage who?
Bandage up your bad mood! - Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Patient.
Patient who?
Patiently waiting to cheer you up! - Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Thermometer.
Thermometer who?
Thermometer you’re feeling better? - Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Pulse.
Pulse who?
Pulse you’re smiling now! - Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Oxygen.
Oxygen who?
Oxygen you glad for these jokes? - Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Scrubs.
Scrubs who?
Scrubs you want to hear a funny line? - Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Doctor you believe these jokes? - Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
IV.
IV who?
IV you to laugh today! - Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Hospital.
Hospital who?
Hospital you enjoy this joke? - Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Vitals.
Vitals who?
Vitals you be laughing now? - Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Care.
Care who?
Care to hear more? - Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Check-up.
Check-up who?
Check-up on your humor! - Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Hospital.
Hospital who?
Hospital you enjoy these jokes! - Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Vitals.
Vitals who?
Vitals you feeling better? - Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Care.
Care who?
Care to hear another? - Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Doctor you think these jokes are funny?
III. Nurse Knock Knock Jokes Q&A
Enjoy a fun collection of nurse-themed knock knock jokes in a Q&A format that are perfect for all ages. These light-hearted jokes will bring smiles and laughter.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a check-up today? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Flu.
Flu who?
Flu you, I’ll give you a shot! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bandage.
Bandage who?
Bandage you a happy nurse today? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Doctor you glad to see me? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stethoscope.
Stethoscope who?
Stethoscope you, I’m here to listen! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vaccine.
Vaccine who?
Vaccine you a smile with this joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Saline.
Saline who?
Saline you a reason to laugh today! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Band-Aid.
Band-Aid who?
Band-Aid you up with a joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scrubs.
Scrubs who?
Scrubs you want to hear a funny one? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pulse.
Pulse who?
Pulse you’re feeling better already! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermometer.
Thermometer who?
Thermometer you’re cool with these jokes? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Patient.
Patient who?
Patiently waiting to make you laugh! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oxygen.
Oxygen who?
Oxygen you glad I didn’t say “flu”? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bandage.
Bandage who?
Bandage your day with a smile! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Check-up.
Check-up who?
Check-up on your funny bone! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
IV.
IV who?
IV you to laugh at this joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hospital.
Hospital who?
Hospital you enjoy these jokes! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vitals.
Vitals who?
Vitals you be smiling now? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Care.
Care who?
Care to hear another joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Doctor you believe these jokes?
IV. Funny Nurse Knock Knock Jokes
Laugh out loud with these hilarious nurse-themed knock knock jokes that are perfect for family fun and spreading cheer everywhere!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Doctor you believe how funny this joke is? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bandage.
Bandage who?
Bandage you a smile today! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vaccine.
Vaccine who?
Vaccine you laugh with this joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stethoscope.
Stethoscope who?
Stethoscope you, I’m here to cheer you up! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pulse.
Pulse who?
Pulse you’re feeling better now! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oxygen.
Oxygen who?
Oxygen you glad I told this joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Saline.
Saline who?
Saline you a reason to laugh today! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Band-Aid.
Band-Aid who?
Band-Aid you up with a funny line! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scrubs.
Scrubs who?
Scrubs you want to hear a silly joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermometer.
Thermometer who?
Thermometer you’re feeling cool with these jokes? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Patient.
Patient who?
Patiently waiting to make you smile! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Care.
Care who?
Care to hear more funnies? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hospital.
Hospital who?
Hospital you enjoy these jokes? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vitals.
Vitals who?
Vitals you be smiling now? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Check-up.
Check-up who?
Check-up on your funny bone! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
IV.
IV who?
IV you to laugh at this joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hospital.
Hospital who?
Hospital you enjoy these jokes! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vitals.
Vitals who?
Vitals you be feeling better? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Care.
Care who?
Care to hear another joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Doctor you believe these jokes?
V. Classic Nurse Knock Knock Jokes
Enjoy timeless nurse-themed knock knock jokes that are simple, clever, and perfect for sharing a smile with family and friends anytime.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nurse.
Nurse who?
Nurse you glad I didn’t forget your appointment? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Doctor you believe how funny this joke is? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vaccine.
Vaccine who?
Vaccine you a smile today! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bandage.
Bandage who?
Bandage you up with a joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stethoscope.
Stethoscope who?
Stethoscope you, I’m here to listen! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Saline.
Saline who?
Saline you a reason to laugh today! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Patient.
Patient who?
Patiently waiting to make you smile! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oxygen.
Oxygen who?
Oxygen you glad I told this joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Care.
Care who?
Care to hear another joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Check-up.
Check-up who?
Check-up on your funny bone! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vitals.
Vitals who?
Vitals you be smiling now? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hospital.
Hospital who?
Hospital you enjoy these jokes! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermometer.
Thermometer who?
Thermometer you’re feeling better? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scrubs.
Scrubs who?
Scrubs you want to hear a funny one? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vaccine.
Vaccine who?
Vaccine you smile with this joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Doctor you believe these jokes? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Band-Aid.
Band-Aid who?
Band-Aid you up with a joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pulse.
Pulse who?
Pulse you’re feeling better already! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oxygen.
Oxygen who?
Oxygen you glad I didn’t say “flu”? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Care.
Care who?
Care to hear another joke?
VI. Cute Nurse Knock Knock Jokes
Enjoy adorable and charming nurse-themed knock knock jokes that bring smiles and warmth, perfect for family fun and spreading cheerful moments.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mini.
Mini who?
Mini nurse, here to make you smile! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sweet.
Sweet who?
Sweet dreams from your friendly nurse! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cutie.
Cutie who?
Cutie nurse ready for a hug! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Baby.
Baby who?
Baby nurse bringing joy today! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Smile.
Smile who?
Smile, nurse is here to cheer you up! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joy.
Joy who?
Joyful nurse with a big heart! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fluffy.
Fluffy who?
Fluffy nurse with a cuddly smile! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Giggle.
Giggle who?
Giggle nurse, ready to make you laugh! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snuggly.
Snuggly who?
Snuggly nurse here for a friendly hug! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Happy.
Happy who?
Happy nurse sending sunny smiles! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bright.
Bright who?
Bright nurse to light up your day! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Charming.
Charming who?
Charming nurse with a cheerful grin! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sunny.
Sunny who?
Sunny nurse bringing warmth and smiles! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joyful.
Joyful who?
Joyful nurse with a heart full of care! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sweetie.
Sweetie who?
Sweet nurse ready to make you happy! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bliss.
Bliss who?
Blissful nurse spreading happiness! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peppy.
Peppy who?
Peppy nurse with a bright spirit! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joyful.
Joyful who?
Joyful nurse here to brighten your day! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Smile.
Smile who?
Smile, nurse is here with love! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheery.
Cheery who?
Cheery nurse ready to spread cheer!
VII. Clever Nurse Knock Knock Jokes
Enjoy witty and clever nurse-themed knock knock jokes that play with words and ideas, perfect for amusing family and friends with lighthearted humor.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beaker.
Beaker who?
Beaker you ready for a clever joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Code.
Code who?
Code blue? No, just a funny joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Check.
Check who?
Check out this witty joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
IV.
IV who?
IV you to enjoy this clever humor! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pulse.
Pulse who?
Pulse you’re smiling now! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chart.
Chart who?
Charting a course to fun! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scrubs.
Scrubs who?
Scrubs you want a clever joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vitals.
Vitals who?
Vitals you to laugh! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bandage.
Bandage who?
Bandage your day with humor! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Doctor you see how clever this is? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Patient.
Patient who?
Patiently waiting to tell a joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oxygen.
Oxygen who?
Oxygen you to enjoy this punchline! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermometer.
Thermometer who?
Thermometer you’re feeling witty! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Saline.
Saline who?
Saline you a clever joke today! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Care.
Care who?
Care to hear a smart joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hospital.
Hospital who?
Hospital you love these jokes? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Check-up.
Check-up who?
Check-up on your sense of humor! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vaccine.
Vaccine who?
Vaccine you smile with this one! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heartbeat.
Heartbeat who?
Heartbeat of a clever joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Code.
Code who?
Code you believe how witty this is?
VIII. Silly Nurse Knock Knock Jokes
Enjoy a collection of silly nurse-themed knock knock jokes that are perfect for family fun, bringing lighthearted laughter and cheerful moments to everyone.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wiggle.
Wiggle who?
Wiggle your toes, nurse is here to cheer you up! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Giggle.
Giggle who?
Giggle, nurse, ready to make you laugh! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fuzzy.
Fuzzy who?
Fuzzy nurse with a silly hat! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snort.
Snort who?
Snort with laughter, nurse is here! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boing.
Boing who?
Boing, nurse bouncing with joy! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tickle.
Tickle who?
Tickle nurse ready to make you giggle! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jelly.
Jelly who?
Jelly nurse with a wobbly smile! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pop.
Pop who?
Pop goes the nurse’s funny joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Froggy.
Froggy who?
Froggy nurse hopping with laughter! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bubble.
Bubble who?
Bubble nurse blowing silly bubbles! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sprout.
Sprout who?
Sprout of laughter from your nurse! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wobble.
Wobble who?
Wobble nurse with a wiggly wig! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chuckle.
Chuckle who?
Chuckle nurse with a big grin! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Giggly.
Giggly who?
Giggly nurse ready to make you smile! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fizzy.
Fizzy who?
Fizzy nurse with a bubbly laugh! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jumpy.
Jumpy who?
Jumpy nurse bouncing with fun! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wiggly.
Wiggly who?
Wiggly nurse with a silly dance! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snappy.
Snappy who?
Snappy nurse snapping with giggles! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fluffy.
Fluffy who?
Fluffy nurse with a soft, silly smile! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yummy.
Yummy who?
Yummy nurse bringing sweet smiles!
IX. Lighthearted Nurse Knock Knock Jokes
Enjoy cheerful nurse-themed knock knock jokes that bring smiles and brighten days with gentle humor suitable for all ages and family fun moments.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sunny.
Sunny who?
Sunny nurse here to make your day brighter! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peppy.
Peppy who?
Peppy nurse ready to spread some cheer! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Happy.
Happy who?
Happy nurse with a big smile for you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Smile.
Smile who?
Smile, nurse is here to lift your mood! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joy.
Joy who?
Joyful nurse bringing sunshine your way! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bright.
Bright who?
Bright nurse ready to light up your day! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheer.
Cheer who?
Cheerful nurse here to make you laugh! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gleeful.
Gleeful who?
Gleeful nurse spreading happy vibes! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jolly.
Jolly who?
Jolly nurse bringing giggles! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sunny.
Sunny who?
Sunny nurse ready for a fun chat! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bright.
Bright who?
Brighten your day with this nurse joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peppy.
Peppy who?
Peppy nurse here to make you smile! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joy.
Joy who?
Joyful nurse bringing happy moments! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Smile.
Smile who?
Smile, nurse is here to cheer you up! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sunshine.
Sunshine who?
Sunshine nurse shining bright for you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chuckle.
Chuckle who?
Chuckle nurse ready to make you giggle! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fuzzy.
Fuzzy who?
Fuzzy nurse with a cuddly smile! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snuggle.
Snuggle who?
Snuggle nurse here for a friendly hug! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gleam.
Gleam who?
Gleam nurse shining with happiness! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bliss.
Bliss who?
Blissful nurse spreading joy!
X. Family-Friendly Nurse Knock Knock Jokes
Share wholesome nurse-themed knock knock jokes that bring smiles to all ages, perfect for family gatherings, classrooms, or lighthearted moments with loved ones.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Patch.
Patch who?
Patch you a smile, nurse is here! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hug.
Hug who?
Hug you, nurse, with a friendly joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sunny.
Sunny who?
Sunny side up, nurse is here to cheer you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Smile.
Smile who?
Smile, nurse wants to make your day bright! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joy.
Joy who?
Joy to the world, nurse is here to bring cheer! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bright.
Bright who?
Brighten your day with a nurse’s joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Giggle.
Giggle who?
Giggle with nurse’s funny story! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snuggly.
Snuggly who?
Snuggly nurse sending warm hugs! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Happy.
Happy who?
Happy nurse here to make you smile! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sunny.
Sunny who?
Sunny nurse spreading sunshine! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheer.
Cheer who?
Cheerful nurse with a happy heart! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Smile.
Smile who?
Smile, nurse is here for you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bright.
Bright who?
Brighten your mood with this joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joy.
Joy who?
Joyful nurse ready to spread happiness! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hug.
Hug who?
Hug you, nurse, with a silly joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sunshine.
Sunshine who?
Sunshine nurse shining bright for you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gleam.
Gleam who?
Gleam nurse with a cheerful grin! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bliss.
Bliss who?
Blissful nurse spreading joy! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peppy.
Peppy who?
Peppy nurse with a lively spirit! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Smile.
Smile who?
Smile, nurse is here to lift your spirits!
XI. Punny Nurse Knock Knock Jokes
Enjoy a collection of clever and humorous nurse-themed knock knock jokes filled with puns that are perfect for family fun and guaranteed to bring smiles all around!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle you to smile today! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bandage.
Bandage who?
Bandage your worries with a joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vaccine.
Vaccine who?
Vaccine you a reason to laugh! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stethoscope.
Stethoscope who?
Stethoscope you, I’m here to cheer you up! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pulse.
Pulse who?
Pulse you’re feeling better already! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oxygen.
Oxygen who?
Oxygen you glad for these jokes? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Saline.
Saline who?
Saline you a smile today! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Band-Aid.
Band-Aid who?
Band-Aid you a little happiness! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scrubs.
Scrubs who?
Scrubs you want to hear a funny line? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermometer.
Thermometer who?
Thermometer you’re feeling cool with these jokes? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Patient.
Patient who?
Patiently waiting to make you laugh! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Care.
Care who?
Care to hear a clever joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hospital.
Hospital who?
Hospital you enjoy these jokes? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vitals.
Vitals who?
Vitals you be smiling now? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Check-up.
Check-up who?
Check-up on your funny side! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
IV.
IV who?
IV you to laugh with me! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Doctor you believe how funny this is? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gown.
Gown who?
Gown you like a good joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bedpan.
Bedpan who?
Bedpan you smile with this joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gadget.
Gadget who?
Gadget you a reason to giggle!
XII. Short Nurse Knock Knock Jokes
Enjoy quick, fun nurse-themed knock knock jokes that are perfect for a brief laugh and family-friendly entertainment anytime you need a cheerful moment!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Care.
Care who?
Care to hear a short joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shot.
Shot who?
Shot you a quick smile! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vax.
Vax who?
Vax you for a giggle! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pulse.
Pulse who?
Pulse you’re happy now! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oxy.
Oxy who?
Oxy you glad for this joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Steth.
Steth who?
Steth you, I’m listening! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Band.
Band who?
Bandage your worries away! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doc.
Doc who?
Doc you believe how short this is? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hug.
Hug who?
Hug you with this joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gown.
Gown who?
Gown you like a quick laugh? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Care.
Care who?
Care to hear more? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Check.
Check who?
Check out this short joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heal.
Heal who?
Heal your mood with this! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shot.
Shot who?
Shot you a quick smile! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
IV.
IV who?
IV you for a laugh! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scan.
Scan who?
Scan you, I’m here to cheer! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wound.
Wound who?
Wound you like to hear a joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pulse.
Pulse who?
Pulse you’re feeling good now! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bandage.
Bandage who?
Bandage your day with a smile! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Hatch you for a quick laugh?
XIII. Quick Nurse Knock Knock Jokes
Enjoy these fast, fun nurse-themed knock knock jokes that deliver smiles in seconds, perfect for a quick laugh anytime you need a cheerful moment.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shot.
Shot who?
Shot you a smile in a flash! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hug.
Hug who?
Hug you with this quick joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vax.
Vax who?
Vax you for a happy day! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gown.
Gown who?
Gown you like a speedy laugh? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Care.
Care who?
Care to hear a quick giggle? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pulse.
Pulse who?
Pulse you’re feeling better now! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oxy.
Oxy who?
Oxy you glad I told this fast joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Saline.
Saline who?
Saline you a quick smile today! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Band.
Band who?
Bandage your worries away! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doc.
Doc who?
Doc you believe how short this is? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hug.
Hug who?
Hug you with this speedy joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Check.
Check who?
Check out this quick punchline! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heal.
Heal who?
Heal your mood in seconds! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shot.
Shot who?
Shot you a quick grin! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
IV.
IV who?
IV you for a quick laugh! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scan.
Scan who?
Scan you, I’m here for a quick smile! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wound.
Wound who?
Wound you like a speedy joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pulse.
Pulse who?
Pulse you’re feeling good now! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gadget.
Gadget who?
Gadget you a quick giggle! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gleam.
Gleam who?
Gleam you a speedy smile!
XIV. Hilarious Nurse Knock Knock Jokes
Bring on the laughter with these hilarious nurse-themed knock knock jokes designed to make everyone smile and add joy to any day with clever humor.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Doctor you believe how funny this joke is? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bandage.
Bandage who?
Bandage you a laugh today! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vaccine.
Vaccine who?
Vaccine you giggle with this one! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stethoscope.
Stethoscope who?
Stethoscope you, I’m here to cheer you up! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pulse.
Pulse who?
Pulse you’re feeling better already! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oxygen.
Oxygen who?
Oxygen you glad I shared this joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Saline.
Saline who?
Saline you a reason to smile today! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Band-Aid.
Band-Aid who?
Band-Aid you up with a funny line! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scrubs.
Scrubs who?
Scrubs you want to hear a silly joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermometer.
Thermometer who?
Thermometer you’re feeling cool with these jokes? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Patient.
Patient who?
Patiently waiting to make you laugh! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Care.
Care who?
Care to hear a clever joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hospital.
Hospital who?
Hospital you enjoy these jokes! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vitals.
Vitals who?
Vitals you be smiling now? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Check-up.
Check-up who?
Check-up on your funny side! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
IV.
IV who?
IV you for a quick laugh? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Doctor you believe how funny this is? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gown.
Gown who?
Gown you like a speedy joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bedpan.
Bedpan who?
Bedpan you smile with this joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gadget.
Gadget who?
Gadget you a quick giggle!
XV. Easy Nurse Knock Knock Jokes
Enjoy simple, light-hearted nurse-themed knock knock jokes perfect for quick smiles and family fun, bringing joy and laughter with minimal effort and maximum cheerfulness.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bed.
Bed who?
Bed you’ll laugh at this easy joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shot.
Shot who?
Shot you a quick smile! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vax.
Vax who?
Vax you for a giggle! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Care.
Care who?
Care to hear a simple joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oxy.
Oxy who?
Oxy you glad for this joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gown.
Gown who?
Gown you like a quick laugh? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hug.
Hug who?
Hug you with this funny line! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scan.
Scan who?
Scan you, I’m here to make you smile! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wound.
Wound who?
Wound you like to hear a short joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gleam.
Gleam who?
Gleam you a quick smile! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heal.
Heal who?
Heal your mood with this joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pulse.
Pulse who?
Pulse you’re feeling good now! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Care.
Care who?
Care to hear more? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Check.
Check who?
Check out this quick joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
IV.
IV who?
IV you for a quick smile! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Doctor you believe how short this is? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gleam.
Gleam who?
Gleam you a speedy grin! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snip.
Snip who?
Snip you a quick laugh! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Flick.
Flick who?
Flick you a fun joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Patch.
Patch who?
Patch you a smile, nurse is here!
FAQs About Nurse Knock Knock Jokes: A Fun and Clever Guide to Healthcare Humor
Brighten your day with cheerful, family-friendly nurse knock knock jokes that bring smiles and giggles for all ages!
What are nurse knock knock jokes?
Nurse knock knock jokes are lighthearted, humorous riddles featuring nurses, designed to entertain and bring joy through clever wordplay suitable for all ages.
Why are nurse knock knock jokes popular?
These jokes are popular because they combine healthcare themes with fun, making them perfect for family gatherings, children, and healthcare professionals alike.
Can kids enjoy nurse knock knock jokes?
Absolutely! These jokes are family-friendly, simple, and clever, making them suitable for children and adults to share a laugh together.
Are nurse knock knock jokes appropriate for healthcare settings?
Yes, they are light, respectful, and can be a cheerful way to brighten the atmosphere in hospitals, clinics, or nursing homes.
What are some common themes in nurse knock knock jokes?
Common themes include medical supplies, health professions, patient care, and humorous takes on hospital life, all presented in a fun and respectful manner.
How can I create my own nurse knock knock jokes?
Start with a healthcare-related word, then craft a playful punchline that ties into the nurse or medical theme, keeping it light and family-friendly.
Are there any famous nurse knock knock jokes?
Many jokes circulate online and in joke books, often involving puns on medical terms or nurse-related roles, sparking smiles everywhere.
What makes nurse knock knock jokes different from other jokes?
They focus on healthcare themes, are family-friendly, clever, and designed to entertain without offending or crossing boundaries.
Can nurse knock knock jokes be used in educational settings?
Yes! They are great for teaching children about healthcare professions in a fun, engaging way that encourages learning and laughter.
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