Ready to test your giggle control? Get ready for some hilarious moments! Today, we’re diving into Try To Not Laugh Jokes that will tickle your funny bone.
Everyone loves a good laugh, right? Laughter can boost your mood instantly! It even strengthens your immune system. đ
These jokes are designed to make you smile. Youâll want to hold it in, but can you? Itâs all about the challenge!
Gather your friends and family for this fun! Share your best attempts at keeping a straight face. Spoiler alert: it’s harder than it sounds!
So, are you up for the challenge? Get ready for some epic laughs! Letâs see who can last the longest! đ
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I. Best Try To Not Laugh Jokes
If you’re in for a challenge, these jokes will have you holding back laughter! Perfect for family fun and friendly competitions.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
- How do you organize a space party? You planet!
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
- What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
- Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- Why was the broom late? It swept in!
- What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory!
- Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!
- What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
- Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
- What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
- Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, theyâd be bagels!
- What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

II. One Liner Try To Not Laugh Jokes
These one-liners are short, sweet, and packed with punchlines! Try not to laugh as you enjoy these quick quips!
- Q: Why donât scientists trust atoms? A: Because they make up everything!
- Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? A: Supplies!
- Q: Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks? A: In case he got a hole in one!
- Q: What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? A: Sofishticated!
- Q: Why did the computer go to the beach? A: To surf the net!
- Q: How does a penguin build its house? A: Igloos it together!
- Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator!
- Q: Why was the math book sad? A: It had too many problems!
- Q: What do you call a bear with no ears? A: B!
- Q: Why did the stadium get hot after the game? A: All of the fans left!
- Q: What do you call a pile of cats? A: A meowtain!
- Q: Why was the computer cold? A: It left its Windows open!
- Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A: A pouch potato!
- Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb a tree and act like a nut!
- Q: Why did the picture go to jail? A: Because it was framed!
- Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? A: An abdominal snowman!
- Q: What did the left eye say to the right eye? A: Between you and me, something smells!
- Q: Why did the coffee file a police report? A: It got mugged!
- Q: What do you call a belt made of watches? A: A waist of time!
- Q: Why donât skeletons fight each other? A: They donât have the guts!
III. Q&A Try To Not Laugh Jokes
If you’re in for a challenge, these jokes will have you holding back laughter! Perfect for family fun and friendly competitions.
- Q: Why did the computer keep freezing? A: It left its Windows open!
- Q: What did one ocean say to the other ocean? A: Nothing, they just waved!
- Q: How does a scientist freshen her breath? A: With experi-mints!
- Q: What did the zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt!
- Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because it felt crummy!
- Q: What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A: A thesaurus!
- Q: Why did the computer break up with the internet? A: There was too much buffering!
- Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? A: Stick with me, and weâll go places!
- Q: Why do bicycles fall over? A: Because they are two-tired!
- Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer? A: A puddle!
- Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a hole in one!
- Q: What do you call a bear thatâs stuck in the rain? A: A drizzly bear!
- Q: Why canât you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she will let it go!
- Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh!
- Q: Why did the math book look so sad? A: Because it had too many problems!
- Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldozer!
- Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: You put a little boogie in it!
- Q: Why did the music teacher go to jail? A: Because she got caught with too many sharp notes!
- Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A: A pouch potato!
- Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award? A: Because he was outstanding in his field!
IV. Funny Try To Not Laugh Jokes
These jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone! Gather your friends and family for a laughter-filled challenge.
- Why did the golfer bring a ladder? Because he wanted to reach the next level!
- What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
- Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer (away for) so long!
- What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
- Why donât eggs tell jokes? Theyâd crack each other up!
- What did the banana say to the dog? Nothing, bananas canât talk!
- Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they always use honeycombs!
- What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
- What do you call a belt made of dollar bills? A waist of money!
- Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
- What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
- Why did the stadium get hot after the game? Because all the fans left!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- Why did the fisherman put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
- Why donât skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with!
- What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
- Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
- What do you call a fish that practices medicine? A sturgeon!
- Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!

V. Silly Try To Not Laugh Jokes
These silly jokes are sure to bring smiles and giggles! Challenge your friends and family to see who can keep a straight face the longest!
- Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was already stuffed!
- What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated!
- Why did the scarecrow break up with his girlfriend? He felt she was just too corny!
- What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator!
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
- How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
- What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument? A moo-sician!
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi!
- What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
- Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice!
- What do you call a dinosaur that is a noisy sleeper? A dino-snore!
- Why donât skeletons fight each other? They donât have the guts!
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
- Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
- What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
- What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time!
VI. Short Try To Not Laugh Jokes
These short jokes pack a punch! See if you can keep a straight face while sharing these quick laughs with friends and family.
- Why donât scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
- What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
- What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
- Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
- What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
- Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught with too many sharp notes!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner!
- What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
VII. Clever Try To Not Laugh Jokes
These clever jokes are designed to tickle your brain and your funny bone! Perfect for sharing with friends who appreciate a good pun or a witty twist!
- Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks? In case he got a hole in one!
- What do you call an educated tube? A graduated cylinder!
- Why did the computer break up with the internet? There was too much buffering!
- What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
- Why donât scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- What do you call a bear thatâs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear!
- Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi!
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
- Why donât eggs tell jokes? Theyâd crack each other up!
- What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
- Why was the broom late? It swept in!
- What did one wall say to the other wall? Iâll meet you at the corner!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!
- What do you call cheese that isnât yours? Nacho cheese!
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!

VIII. Hilarious Try To Not Laugh Jokes
These jokes are bound to crack you up! Gather your friends and see who can hold back their laughter the longest with these hilarious quips.
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory!
- Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
- What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
- What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
- Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
- What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!
- What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- Why donât eggs tell jokes? Theyâd crack each other up!
- What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
- Why was the broom late? It swept in!
IX. Classic Try To Not Laugh Jokes
These classic jokes never go out of style! Gather your friends and family for a nostalgic laughter challenge that will keep everyone smiling.
- Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
- What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
- What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
- What do you call a fish that practices medicine? A sturgeon!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
- What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
- Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught with too many sharp notes!
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
X. Clean Try To Not Laugh Jokes
These clean jokes are perfect for all ages and guaranteed to bring a smile! Share them with friends and family for a fun-filled laughter challenge.
- Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
- What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
- What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
- What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
- Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
- Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught with too many sharp notes!
- What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
- What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
- Why donât eggs tell jokes? Theyâd crack each other up!
XI. Kid-Friendly Try To Not Laugh Jokes
These kid-friendly jokes are sure to bring giggles and smiles! Perfect for family gatherings, playdates, and school events, challenge your loved ones to keep a straight face!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
- What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
- Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was already stuffed!
- Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer (away for) so long!
- What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
- Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi!
- What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument? A moo-sician!
- Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
- What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
- Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
- Why was the broom late? It swept in!
- What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!

XII. Knock-Knock Try To Not Laugh Jokes
Get ready for some knock-knock jokes that will challenge your ability to keep a straight face! Perfect for family gatherings and friendly competitions!
- Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, itâs freezing out here! - Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moooo! - Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Donât cry, itâs just a joke! - Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you! - Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you! - Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in? - Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Youâre welcome! - Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, Iâm freezing out here! - Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a nice place you got here! - Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in or Iâll freeze! - Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didnât say banana? - Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal-ously, let me in! - Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Iâm excited too! - Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a scary movie! - Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, and Iâm sending it to you! - Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I care? - Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
An interrupting cow.
An interrupting cow whâ
MOO! - Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to smile! - Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door! - Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door, itâs cold out here!
XIII. Punny Try To Not Laugh Jokes
These punny jokes are a delightful mix of wordplay and humor! See if you can keep a straight face while sharing these clever quips with friends and family.
- I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
- Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!
- I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough!
- Why did the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
- I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!
- Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
- Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
- What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated!
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
- I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands!
- What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory!
- I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!
- What did one plate say to another plate? Dinner’s on me!
- Why did the computer keep freezing? It left its Windows open!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
- Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
XIV. Witty Try To Not Laugh Jokes
These witty jokes are sure to bring a smile and a challenge! Perfect for sharing with friends who appreciate clever humor and quick comebacks.
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
- What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
- What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
- Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
- Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
- What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!
- What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
- Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- How do you organize a space party? You planet!
- What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
XV. Unique Try To Not Laugh Jokes
These unique jokes offer a fresh twist on humor that will keep you guessing! Challenge your friends to see who can hold back their laughter the longest!
- What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
- What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- Why did the stadium get hot after the game? Because all of the fans left!
- What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
- What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
- Why donât eggs tell jokes? Theyâd crack each other up!
- What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
- Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer (away for) so long!
- How do you organize a space party? You planet!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory!
- Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- Why did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Try Not to Laugh Jokes: Your Go-To FAQ for Giggles!
Ready to chuckle? Our FAQ on Try Not to Laugh Jokes will keep you entertained and smiling. Dive in for some light-hearted fun!
What are Try Not to Laugh Jokes?
Try Not to Laugh Jokes are humorous quips designed to make you giggle while challenging you to maintain a straight face.
Theyâre perfect for family gatherings or friendly competitions!
How do I play the Try Not to Laugh game?
To play, gather friends or family and take turns sharing jokes.
The goal is to tell the funniest jokes without making anyone laugh. If someone does laugh, they lose a point!
Are Try Not to Laugh Jokes suitable for kids?
Absolutely! These jokes are crafted to be family-friendly and appropriate for all ages, ensuring everyone can enjoy a good laugh without any worries.
Can I create my own Try Not to Laugh Jokes?
Definitely! Get creative by coming up with puns, silly scenarios, or light-hearted observations.
Personal touches can make your jokes even more hilarious!
What are some examples of Try Not to Laugh Jokes?
Hereâs a classic: âWhy did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!â Simple, clever, and guaranteed to bring a smile!
How can I make my Try Not to Laugh Jokes funnier?
Delivery is key! Use funny voices, facial expressions, and timing to enhance your jokes.
The more animated you are, the harder it will be for others to keep a straight face!
Is there a specific age group for Try Not to Laugh Jokes?
Nope! These jokes are for everyone, from toddlers to grandparents. Humor knows no age, and laughter is universal!
Where can I find more Try Not to Laugh Jokes?
Look online for joke websites, social media pages, or even joke books.
Libraries and bookstores often have sections dedicated to humor that can spark your creativity!
What should I do if someone laughs at my joke?
Celebrate their laughter! It means you succeeded in making them smile. If itâs part of a game, you can always try again with another joke!
Why are Try Not to Laugh Jokes so popular?
Theyâre a fun way to bond with others, create lasting memories, and lighten the mood.
Laughter is contagious, and these jokes bring people together!
The Bottom Line
Try To Not Laugh Jokes can brighten your day. Puns bring laughter in unexpected ways.
These jokes challenge your ability to hold back laughter. A clever pun can make anyone chuckle uncontrollably. Share these moments with friends and family for fun!
Every joke offers a chance to lighten the mood. Laughter is a universal language everyone understands. Don’t miss out on the joy these jokes can bring!
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