200+ ASL Puns: Handpicked and Sign-sational Jokes to Keep You in Stitches

Ready to sign up for some laughs? 🤟 Get ready for a riot of wordplay with 200+ ASL puns!

These jokes are sure to be a “sign” of good times. No need to “hand”le this alone; share with friends! You’ll be “fingerspelling” your way to fun.

These puns are so good, they deserve a “standing ovation.” Hands down, this will be hilarious. ASL you can say, it’s pun-tastic!

So, are you “ready to sign”? Let’s get “hands-on” with humor!

I. Best ASL Puns: Hands Down, They’re Unbeatable!

1. Are you fluent in ASL? Because you’ve got some serious sign language skills!
2. Why did the deaf comedian become so popular? Because he had everyone in stitches!
3. Did you hear about the sign language interpreter who was a real hands-on kind of guy?
4. What did the ASL student say to the procrastinator? “Stop signing around and practice!”
5. Why did the ASL teacher go to jail? For finger-pointing!
6. How do you say “I love you” in sign language? You just can’t keep your hands off me!
7. Why did the ASL dictionary go to therapy? It had too many issues with definitions!
8. What do you call a deaf fish? A herring-impaired!
9. Why did the ASL interpreter get a promotion? Because he knew how to sign on the dotted line!
10. What’s a sign language pirate’s favorite letter? Arrrr!
11. Did you hear about the deaf mathematician? He was a real problem-solver!
12. Why was the ASL class so loud? They couldn’t keep their hands to themselves!
13. How do you make a deaf person laugh? Sign them a joke!
14. What do you call a sign language pet? A hand-some companion!
15. Why did the ASL student bring a ladder to class? He heard they were learning sign language on a higher level!
16. What did the ASL interpreter say to the mime? “I see what you’re saying!”
17. Why did the deaf chef become a success? He had a great sense of taste!
18. How do you tell a deaf person a secret? Sign it in their hands!
19. Why did the ASL comedian get a standing ovation? He really nailed the punchlines!
20. What did the sign language interpreter do at the rock concert? He threw up the horns!

II. ASL One-Liners: Sign of the Times

1. Are you a sign language book? Because you’ve got all the right moves.
2. Why did the deaf man bring a ladder to the ASL class? To learn the signs on a higher level.
3. I asked my deaf friend if he wanted to play hide and seek. He said, “I’ll be all ears.”
4. Sign language puns are always handy.
5. When the deaf man won the lottery, he was in utter disbelief.
6. I tried to make a joke in sign language, but it was all in vain.
7. Did you hear about the deaf comedian? He always had the crowd signing for more.
8. Sign language is a great way to express yourself without saying a word.
9. Why did the ASL teacher go to jail? For teaching too many hand gestures.
10. I asked the deaf chef how he made such delicious food. He said, “It’s all in the hands.”
11. My deaf friend asked me for a sign, so I gave him a high five.
12. I told my deaf friend a joke in sign language, but it fell on deaf hands.
13. Sign language is the silent art of communication.
14. I tried to learn sign language, but I couldn’t grasp the signs.
15. I asked my deaf friend what he wanted for his birthday. He signed, “Surprise me.”
16. Why did the ASL student bring a map to class? To find the right signs.
17. Sign language puns are a real finger-licking good time.
18. I asked the deaf artist how he created such beautiful paintings. He signed, “It’s all in the strokes.”
19. I told my deaf friend a secret in sign language, but he couldn’t keep his hands to himself.

III. ASL Q&A Puns: A Sign of the Question

Looking for a good laugh? Dive into these 20 ASL Q&A puns that will have you signing with joy in no time!

1. Why did the deaf mathematician use sign language? Because he couldn’t hear the numbers.
2. How do you say “dad joke” in ASL? By signing “D-A-D J-O-K-E.”
3. What do you call a sign language interpreter at a rock concert? A hand signaler.
4. Why did the ASL teacher go to jail? For excessive hand gestures.
5. What do you call a deaf snake? A silent hiss-ter.
6. How do you say “I love you” in sign language? By making a heart with your hands.
7. Why did the deaf chef become a sign language interpreter? He wanted to spice up his life.
8. What’s a pirate’s favorite sign language letter? The “arrrr.”
9. How do you make a deaf person laugh? Tell them a sign language joke.
10. Why did the ASL student bring a ladder to class? To learn the signs at a higher level.
11. What did the sign language interpreter say to the mime? “I speak your language.”
12. Why do ASL puns work so well? Because they’re always on point.
13. How do you greet a deaf magician? With a silent round of applause.
14. What did the sign language interpreter say to the comedian? “I’m here to lend you a hand.”
15. Why did the ASL comedian become a success? He had a knack for delivering punchlines with his hands.
16. How do you know if a deaf person is telling a joke? They’ll sign “just kidding” at the end.
17. What’s a deaf person’s favorite board game? Signopoly.
18. Why did the ASL student bring a map to class? To learn the signs for different locations.
19. How do you say “bad pun” in ASL? By signing “G-R-O-A-N.”
20. Why did the sign language interpreter break up with the mime? She couldn’t handle the silence anymore.

Double Entendre ASL Puns: Sign Me Up Twice!

1. Are you a sign language interpreter? Because you’ve got me all hands-on-deck!
2. I’m fluent in ASL – that’s American Sign Language and Awkwardly Silly Laughter.
3. I’m like a sign language dictionary, always ready to lend a hand.
4. Do you believe in love at first sign? Because I just can’t stop waving at you.
5. I’m so good at sign language, I can even talk to the hand!
6. I’m like a sign language ninja – quick with my hands and always ready for action.
7. I’m not just fluent in ASL, I’m also fluent in the language of love.
8. I’m like a sign language magician – watch as I make words disappear before your eyes.
9. Do you know sign language? Because I’m falling for you, and I need a hand to catch me.
10. I’m like a sign language superhero – ready to save the day with a wave of my hand.
11. I’m so good at sign language, I can even have a conversation with myself.
12. I’m like a sign language comedian – always ready to throw in a pun for good measure.
13. Do you know ASL? Because you’ve got me signing a love song in my heart.
14. I’m like a sign language artist – painting pictures with my hands and creating masterpieces.
15. I’m not just fluent in ASL, I’m also fluent in the language of laughter.
16. I’m like a sign language chef – cooking up some delicious puns for you to enjoy.
17. Do you speak sign language? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes, and I need directions.
18. I’m so good at sign language, I can even make a deaf person hear me laugh.
19. I’m like a sign language poet – weaving words with my hands and creating beautiful verses.
20. I’m not just fluent in ASL, I’m also fluent in the language of friendship.

V. ASL Idioms Puns: Breaking the Silence

Breaking the silence with some ASL idioms! Check out these puns:

1. “I’m all ears” said the deaf ASL student.
2. “Keep your eyes peeled” signed the ASL interpreter.
3. “Don’t cry over spilled milk” fingerspelled the ASL teacher.
4. “Bite the bullet” gestured the ASL comedian.
5. “Hit the nail on the head” signed the ASL storyteller.
6. “The early bird catches the worm” signaled the ASL early riser.
7. “A piece of cake” signed the ASL baker.
8. “Break a leg” gestured the ASL actor.
9. “Cost an arm and a leg” fingerspelled the ASL bargain hunter.
10. “A dime a dozen” signed the ASL salesperson.
11. “Burn the midnight oil” gestured the ASL night owl.
12. “A piece of the pie” signed the ASL baker.
13. “Raining cats and dogs” fingerspelled the ASL weather reporter.
14. “The ball is in your court” signed the ASL athlete.
15. “Bite off more than you can chew” gestured the ASL chef.
16. “Barking up the wrong tree” signed the ASL dog trainer.
17. “Caught red-handed” fingerspelled the ASL detective.
18. “Don’t put all your eggs in one basket” signed the ASL farmer.
19. “Every cloud has a silver lining” gestured the ASL optimist.
20. “A watched pot never boils” fingerspelled the ASL cook.

VI. Juxtaposition in ASL Puns: Signing in the Rain

In this section, get ready for a hilarious mix of ASL puns that play on the concept of juxtaposition. From contrasting signs to unexpected pairings, these puns will have you signing with laughter!

1. When the deaf chef made a loud noise, it was a silent scream.
2. The ASL interpreter at the rock concert was signing in silence.
3. The deaf comedian’s jokes were a real earful.
4. When the sign language class had a silent argument, it was a sign of the times.
5. The mime who learned ASL was speaking volumes without saying a word.
6. The deaf magician’s disappearing act was a sight to see.
7. The ASL teacher who couldn’t hear was all ears when it came to signing.
8. The sign language interpreter at the zoo was a real animal with their hands.
9. The deaf musician was hitting all the right notes without making a sound.
10. The mime and the ASL student had a silent conversation that spoke volumes.
11. The deaf basketball player made a slam dunk without making a peep.
12. The sign language poet painted pictures with their hands in a silent gallery.
13. The ASL comedian’s jokes were so funny, they had the audience in stitches without a sound.
14. The mime who learned sign language was a master of silent communication.
15. The deaf artist’s hands were a work of art in motion.
16. The sign language interpreter at the circus was juggling signs with ease.
17. The ASL storyteller wove tales with their hands that left the audience speechless.
18. The mime and the ASL student were a perfect match in their silent communication.
19. The deaf dancer moved to the rhythm of the silence in a beautiful performance.
20. The sign language interpreter at the magic show made the signs disappear like magic.

VII. Pun-tastic ASL Names: The Sign of the Times

ASL enthusiasts will love these pun-tastic names that are sure to make you sign with laughter:

1. Sign Sealed Delivered
2. Sign Me Up
3. Sign Language Love
4. Sign of the Times
5. Sign Me a Song
6. Sign Here Now
7. Sign and Shine
8. Sign of Relief
9. Sign Language Ninja
10. Sign Me Happy
11. Sign of the Zodiac
12. Sign of the Crossword
13. Sign Me a Story
14. Sign Language Magic
15. Sign of Approval
16. Sign Meets World
17. Sign Language Symphony
18. Sign of the Future
19. Sign Language Comedy
20. Sign of the Times 2.0

VIII. Spoonerisms in ASL Puns: Lining the Signs

In the world of ASL puns, spoonerisms add a playful twist by swapping the initial sounds of words or phrases. Get ready to giggle with these 20 spoonerisms related to ASL:

1. “Pigning the sines” instead of “Signing the Puns”
2. “Dancing the sand” instead of “Signing the Hands”
3. “Palm on the sable” instead of “Palm on the table”
4. “Finger the right” instead of “Ring the fight”
5. “Glove the peace

IX. ASL Tom Swifties Puns: “I Can Sign That,” He Signed

Tom Swifties are a form of wordplay where a statement is paired with an adverb that puns on the speaker’s quoted words. In this section, we present ASL-themed Tom Swifties that are sure to make you sign with laughter!

1. “I love learning ASL,” he signed fluently.
2. “This sign language class is a breeze,” she signed effortlessly.
3. “I can’t hear you, I’m deaf,” he signed quietly.
4. “I’m so excited to practice ASL,” she signed eagerly.
5. “I’m all thumbs when it comes to fingerspelling,” he signed awkwardly.
6. “I’m in hand heaven with all these signs,” she signed blissfully.
7. “I’m not sure if I understand this sign,” he signed doubtfully.
8. “I’m feeling a bit underhanded today,” she signed slyly.
9. “I’m at my fingertips’ end with this difficult sign,” he signed desperately.
10. “I’m so good at ASL, I could sign in my sleep,” she signed dreamily.
11. “I can’t wait to see what the sign for ‘laughter’ looks like,” he signed humorously.
12. “I’m signing off for the day,” she signed conclusively.
13. “I’m at a loss for words, so I’ll just sign instead,” he signed wordlessly.
14. “I’m all ears for your ASL jokes,” she signed eagerly.
15. “I’m feeling a bit tongue-tied, so I’ll just sign my response,” he signed cheekily.
16. “I’m on the edge of my seat waiting to learn more signs,” she signed eagerly.
17. “I’m not sure if I can handle all these puns, but I’ll sign up for more,” he signed humorously.
18. “I’m so fluent in ASL, I could sign circles around you,” she signed confidently.
19. “I’m waving my hands in excitement for this ASL class,” he signed enthusiastically.
20. “I’m so grateful for the opportunity to learn ASL,” she signed appreciatively.

X. Oxymoronic ASL Puns: Silent Conversations

In the world of ASL, silence speaks volumes… or does it?
1. I’m deafeningly quiet when I sign in ASL.
2. My sign language is loud and clear… silently.
3. ASL interpreters have a knack for speaking without saying a word.
4. When I sign, I’m making noise in the quietest way possible.
5. In ASL, we shout with our hands and whisper with our mouths.
6. My silence is deafening, but my signs are crystal clear.
7. ASL: where silence is golden and signs are loud.
8. I’m silently speaking volumes with my hands in ASL.
9. ASL: the art of speaking without making a sound.
10. When I sign, I’m as loud as a whisper and as quiet as a shout.
11. In ASL, I’m shouting silently and whispering loudly.
12. ASL: where silence is the loudest form of communication.
13. I’m making noise without a peep in ASL.
14. My hands are speaking volumes in the silence of ASL.
15. ASL: where quiet is loud and signs are noiseless.
16. I’m breaking the silence with my hands in ASL.
17. ASL: where silence is the noisiest form of communication.
18. I’m shouting silently and whispering loudly in ASL.
19. In the world of ASL, silence is my loudest voice.
20. When I sign, the quiet speaks volumes and the noise is silent.

XI. Recursive ASL Puns: Sign-Language About Sign-Language

In the deaf community, puns are always a hands-on experience!
1. When deaf people tell jokes, they really nail the punchline.
2. ASL puns are so good, they’ll make you sign for more!
3. Deaf stand-up comedians always have a sign of approval from the audience.
4. ASL puns are a deafinite hit at parties!
5. Deaf punsters never miss a beat, they just keep signing on.
6. ASL puns are like a silent symphony, signing melodies of laughter.
7. Deaf humor is truly hands down the best kind of comedy.
8. When deaf people make puns, it’s a sign of their wit and creativity.
9. ASL puns are so good, they’ll have you laughing without even making a sound.
10. Deaf pun masters are always on point with their wordplay.
11. ASL puns are like a secret language that only the pun-savvy can understand.
12. Deaf comedians have a sign-language all their own when it comes to humor.
13. ASL puns are like a silent dance of laughter in the deaf community.
14. Deaf puns are a sign of clever minds at work.
15. ASL puns are so good, they’ll have you signing with joy.
16. Deaf humor is a silent but deadly weapon in the comedy world.
17. ASL puns are like a puzzle for the mind, waiting to be signed.
18. Deaf puns are a sign of the times in the world of comedy.
19. ASL puns are like a breath of fresh air, signing life into the joke.
20. Deaf humor is a sign of intelligence and creativity in action.

XII. ASL Clichés Puns: Signing Off with a Smile

Get ready to laugh and sign along with these hilarious ASL puns that are sure to put a smile on your face:

1. When in doubt, just wave your hands and say “I’m all fingers and thumbs.”
2. Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered – I can sign with my eyes closed.
3. Let’s keep the conversation flowing – I’m fluent in both ASL and emojis.
4. Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my hands talking.
5. They say actions speak louder than words – that’s why I love signing.
6. I’m not deaf, I just have selective hearing… for sign language.
7. I’m not a mind reader, but I can definitely read your signs.
8. ASL is my love language – I speak it with all my heart and hands.
9. I’m not a magician, but I can definitely make some great hand gestures disappear.
10. I may be quiet, but my hands are always talking up a storm.
11. ASL is like a secret code that only cool people can crack.
12. I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy for more signing.
13. Don’t underestimate me – I can talk your ear off without saying a word.
14. My hands are always ready for a good conversation – they never get tired of signing.
15. I’m not a mime, I just prefer to express myself with my hands.
16. Let’s keep the peace and sign instead of shout.
17. I’m not a chatterbox, I’m a sign language enthusiast.
18. I may be speechless, but my hands have a lot to say.
19. Sign language is my superpower – I can communicate without making a sound.
20. I’m not a comedian, but I can definitely deliver some killer sign language puns.

XIII. ASL Wordplay: Sign of the Pun Times

Delve into the world of American Sign Language (ASL) with these 20 pun-filled wordplay jokes that will have you signing with laughter!

1. Why did the ASL interpreter go to the beach? To practice his sand-signing skills!
2. Sign language puns are always on point.
3. I asked the ASL teacher if I could borrow a sign, but she said I couldn’t take it at face value.
4. Why did the deaf comedian get a standing ovation? Because his jokes were hands down the best!
5. I tried to tell a joke in ASL, but it fell flat. I guess I didn’t nail the sign language humor.
6. Why did the ASL student bring a ladder to class? To reach the high signs!
7. Sign language puns are a real game-changer.
8. I asked the ASL interpreter if he could sign my cast. He said it was a sign he couldn’t refuse.
9. Why did the ASL teacher become a chef? To master the art of finger-spelling!
10. Sign language puns are a sign of a good time.
11. I tried to make a pun in ASL, but I couldn’t find the right gesture. I guess I missed the sign.
12. Why did the ASL interpreter become a musician? To conduct sign language symphonies!
13. Sign language puns are truly hands-on humor.
14. I asked the ASL student if he could sign my petition. He said it was a sign of the times.
15. Why did the ASL comedian go to the zoo? To learn the signs of the animals!
16. Sign language puns always hit the mark.
17. I tried to make a pun about fingerspelling, but I couldn’t put my finger on it. I guess I lost the sign.
18. Why did the ASL interpreter become a detective? To crack the case of the missing signs!
19. Sign language puns are a silent but hilarious form of communication.
20. I asked the ASL teacher if she could sign my yearbook. She said it was a sign of a great school year!

Wrap Up

And there you have it, folks! Over 200 ASL puns to tickle your funny bone and keep your hands busy. 😄

I hope you had as much fun reading them as I did putting them together. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, and a good pun is the cherry on top.

So, don’t be shy—share these with your friends and family. You never know, you might just sign your way into someone’s heart! ❤️

Thanks a million for stopping by and taking the time to read. Be sure to swing by again for more laughs and learning.

Until next time, keep those hands moving and the puns flowing! 👋✨